Latest medical opinion on the virus
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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump’s Corona strategy:
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The Allergists were in favor of scratching it,
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But the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
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The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.
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But the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
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Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception.
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While the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
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Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
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While the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
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The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
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While the Radiologists could see right through it.
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Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
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The Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
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The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”
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Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
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Those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
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