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Laugh of the day

March 31, 2020



An old physician,Doctor Gordon Geezer , became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.
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He put a sign up outside that said: ” Dr. Geezer’s Clinic . Get your treatment for $500 – if not cured, get back $1,000.”
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DoctorDigger Young , who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went toDr. Geezer’s clinic.
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Dr. Young : ” Dr. Geezer , I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”
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Dr. Geezer : “Nurse, please bring medicine from the box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
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Dr. Young : ‘Aaagh! — This is Gasoline!”
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Dr. Geezer : ” Congratulations !
You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
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Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money
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Dr. Young : “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
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Dr. Geezer : “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
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Dr. Young : “Oh, no you don’t — that is Gasoline!”
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Dr. Geezer : ” Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
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Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
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Dr. Young : “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!”
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Dr. Geezer : “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, “Here’s your $1000 back” (giving him a $10 bill).
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Dr. Young : “But this is only $10!”
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Dr. Geezer : ” Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
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* Moral of story * — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer” .
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*Remember:* Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to annoy us.
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ENJOY YOUR DAY !!!
P.S. Written in large print for old Geezers
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