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Shhh….Monday

 

Feel the feeling but don’t become the emotion. Witness it.  Allow it.  Release it.
Worrying doesn’t take away tomorrow’s troubles, it takes away today’s peace.

Lil Johnny saves the day

Donald Trump was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr. Trump if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy.’
So your illustrious President asked the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’.
One little boy stood up and offered: “If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy.”
“No,” said Trump, “that would be an accident.”
A little girl raised her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” explained Trump. “That’s what we would call great loss.”
The room went silent. No other child volunteered.
Trump searched the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice he said: “If the plane carrying you was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic!” exclaimed Trump, “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”
“Well,” says Johnny, “It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss… and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn’t be an accident either!”
The teacher quickly left the room!

Translator – SNL

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Three scientists (Scarlett Johansson, Kyle Mooney, Mikey Day) receive a shock when they debut their invention, a machine that translates for pets.

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Weekend Update on A Day Without a Woman – SNL

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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, including A Day Without a Woman. Senator Al Franken (Alex Moffat), Attorney General Jeff Sessions (Kate McKinnon) and Pete Davidson stop by.

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I know you will get a kick out of some of these

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Important stuff for Older People!

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Important stuff for Older People!

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Some Humor to enjoy. :-)

 

A bit of light humor for your day! Enjoy a laugh or two!

Good friends are like quilts – they age with you, and yet, they never lose their warmth. 

Take good care of them!