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FACEBOOK

To others of my generation who still do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook even exists, here’s what I’m doing to gain better understanding: 

I am trying to make new friends without using Facebook, but while applying the same principles.
Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom.
I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.
I also listen to their conversations, then give them the “thumbs up” and tell them I like them.
And it works!
I already have four people following me:  Two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist. 
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Dutch take on American gun addiction

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NRA – Sunday with Lubach

There’s something going on in the world. A situation we cannot ignore any longer and we need to address it. Say nay to NRA (nonsensical rifle addiction).

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Who Invented The Reverse/Back-up Sensor?

Who Invented The Reverse/Back-up Sensor ?
I bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM, how about Chrysler ?    No, then how about the German engineers at Mercedes Benz ?    Or possibly the French or Italians ?
Who Then Did Invent The Reverse/Back-up Sensor ?

It may be hard to believe but it was . . . a Chinese farmer!


Lots of the newer cars have a Reversing Sensor that warns the driver before the rear bumper actually comes in contact with something.     

Surprisingly, it was not developed by modern automotive engineers using the latest technology but quite the reverse, pun intended.

It was disclosed recently that the first to develop the Reversing-Sensor was a Chinese Farmer, using centuries-old technology.


His invention was simple and effective, emitting a high-pitch squeal before the vehicle backs into something.

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Married 50 years, Man says to wife…

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10—inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23—year—old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73—year—old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23—year—old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10—inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.

 

PRE-SCHOOL TEST

This has been around before…do you remember?

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I already knew I was dumber than the fifth graders.
But now it’s the Preschoolers!!
A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU
Which Way is the bus below traveling?
To the left or to the right?
Can’t make up your mind?
Look carefully at the picture Again.
Still don’t know?
Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture
and asked  The same question. 92% of the pre-schooler’s gave
this answer. “The bus is traveling to the left.” 
When asked, “Why do you think the bus is traveling to The left?”
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They answered: “Because you can’t see the door to get On the bus.”
How do you feel now?
I know, me too.
Have a nice day!