I am taking time off for:
Minimally Invasive Total Knee Replacement, in both knees.
I will tell you all about my experience.
G-D said: Adam, I want you to do something for me.
“Gladly, Lord,” replied Adam. “What do you want me to do?”
Go down into the valley.
“What’s a valley?” asked Adam.
G-d explained to him, then said, Cross the river.
“What’s a river?”
G-d explained it to him, and then continued, Go over the hill
Whats a hill? God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said, On the other adam jokeside of the hill, you will find a cave.
“What’s a cave?”
After G-d explained, he said, In the cave you will find a woman.
Adam asked, “What’s a woman?” So G-d explained that to him too. He continued, I want you to reproduce.
”How do I do that?”
Jeez, G-d muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam. He liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave where he found a woman. A little while later, Adam returned and says: “Lord…
…What’s a headache?”