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Weekend Update on A Day Without a Woman – SNL

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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, including A Day Without a Woman. Senator Al Franken (Alex Moffat), Attorney General Jeff Sessions (Kate McKinnon) and Pete Davidson stop by.

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I know you will get a kick out of some of these

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Important stuff for Older People!

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Some Humor to enjoy. :-)

 

A bit of light humor for your day! Enjoy a laugh or two!

Good friends are like quilts – they age with you, and yet, they never lose their warmth. 

Take good care of them!

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HOW TO TELL IF YOUR DOG HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN A SEX SCANDAL….

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Smart Ass Answers

SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during an airline flight.
‘Would you like dinner?’, the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
‘What are my choices?’ John asked.
‘Yes or no,’ she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, ‘Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.’
SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ‘ Do these turkeys get any bigger?’
The stock boy replied, ‘No ma’am, they’re dead…’
SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. ‘I’ve been waiting for you all day,’ the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.’
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, ‘Got stuck, huh?’
The truck driver says, ‘No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.’
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2016!!
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!’
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, ‘What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?’
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, ‘Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand

Senior Exam

New Senior’s Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass. 

1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last? 
2) Which country makes Panama hats? 
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? 
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 
7) What was King George VI’s first name? 
8) What color is a purple finch? 
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass. 
Check your answers below …. 
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 
2) Which country makes Panama hats?Ecuador 
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses 
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?November 
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? Squirrel fur 
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs 
7) What was King George VI’s first name? Albert 
8 ) What color is a purple finch? Crimson 
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand 
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? 
Orange (of course) 
What do you mean, you failed? 
Me, too! 
(And if you try to tell me you passed, you is fibbin)
Pass this on to your brilliant friends.