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A Phone Call from Hell

August 2, 2017
Nixon, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.
While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished
the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes
him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is
finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she
writes him a cheque.
Finally Nixon gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished
the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Nixon
got to call USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: “Since Trump took over, the country has gone to
hell, so it’s a local call.”

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