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80-year-old couple, texting

June 1, 2017
Something for all you romantics . . .
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.  If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.  If you are drinking, send me a sip  If you are crying, send me your tears……..
I love you.”
The husband texted back to her:
“I’m on the toilet.  Please advise.”



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