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One liners for this election year …some good ones!

January 28, 2017
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates
~Jay Leno~
The problem with political jokes is they get elected
~Henry Cate, VII~
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
~Aesop~
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldnt be any inducement to go to heaven
~Will Rogers~
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river
~Nikita Khrushchev~
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; Im beginning to believe it
~Clarence Darrow~

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you
~Author unknown~
 Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first
~Ronald Reagan~
  
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other
~Oscar Ameringer~
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them
~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country
~ Tex Guinan~
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians
~Charles de Gaulle~
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks
~Doug Larson~
There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on Congressmen. 
~Will Rogers
Wed all like to vote for the best man, but hes never a candidate.
~Kin Hubbard~

 

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