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Jokes that can be told in church – 4

January 6, 2016
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to ‘Honor thy father and thy mother,’ she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and  sisters?’
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, ‘Thou shall not kill..’
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, ‘Johnny, what is the matter?’
Little Johnny responded, ‘I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to
have a wife.’
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You don’t stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing!
“They” haven’t found a way to tax you for laughing yet. AMEN TO THAT!
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