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Older Guys Are So Helpful

December 10, 2015
I was in Walmart the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy.
I said to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”
I said, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”
The young guy says, “Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”
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I said, “Doesn’t matter – let’s look for yours.”
See? Older guys are helpful like that.
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