Committee Rules

– Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.

– Don’t say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.

– Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.

– When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.

– Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular — it’s what everyone is waiting for.

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