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September 20, 2015
* Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
* Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
* Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.
* Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.
* Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
* Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
* Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
* War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
* It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
* Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
* Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
* Wise man not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same   room.
* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
* Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
“A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”

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