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The Alphabet of Marriage

June 25, 2015
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully, then said, “You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asks … “What does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!”
She beamed at him happily and said: “Oh, that’s so lovely! But what about I, J and K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
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