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Doctor, I Have a Problem! Jokes – 2

June 17, 2015
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“Doctor, I’m pretty sure I’m actually a frog!”
Doctor: “And what’s so terrible about that?”
“I’m afraid I’m going to croak!”
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“Doctor, I feel like a pack of used cards.”
Doctor: “I’ll deal with you later.”
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“Doctor, my body feels like a needle!”
Doctor: “I see your point.”
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“Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!”
Doctor: “Pull yourself together man!”
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Doctor, “I have 59 seconds to live!”
Doctor: “I’ll be with you in a minute.”
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Doctor, My PSA is over ten thousand (normal is up to four).
Doctor: Here call the Undertaker to make final arrangements.
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  1. Reblogged this on Oyia Brown.

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