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Clergy Poker

March 28, 2015
A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played poker for small stakes once a week. The only problem was that they lived in a very conservative blue-law town. One night, the sheriff raided their game and took all three before the local judge.
After listening to the sheriff’s story, the judge sternly inquired of the priest, “Were you gambling, Father?”
The priest looked toward heaven, whispered, “Oh, Lord, forgive me,” and then said aloud, “No, your honor, I was not gambling.”
“Were you gambling, Reverend?” the judge asked the minister.
The minister repeated the priest’s actions and replied, “No, your honor, I was not gambling.”
Turning to the third clergyman, the judge asked, “Were you gambling, Rabbi?”
The rabbi eyed him coolly and replied, “With whom?”

 

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