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This Is Going to Cost You

March 26, 2015
 One day while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to the Heavens and spoke to G_d. “Father this place is great, but there is one thing missing”.
“What is that my son”, G_d answered.
“Well it would be nice to have a mate, I’m awfully lonely down here and all the other animal have mates but me. All I’m asking for is a creature more beautiful than the Garden, one who has a sex drive like mine, never has a headache and one who will cook, clean and be at my beckon call morning, noon and night.” said Adam.
Adam and Eve
adam and eve
“Wow that’s a tall order, but I have just such a creature in mind, but it’s going to cost you”. said G_d.
“Oh yeah, how much?” said Adam
“An arm and a leg.” replied G_d.
Adam thought this over for quite some time and then asked “Well, what can I get for a rib?”
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