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WOW! I’m glad I never became a pirate

February 8, 2015
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible”.
“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine”.
“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before”.
“Well,” said the pirate“, we were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now”.
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand”?
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook, but I’m fine, really”.
“What about that eye patch”?
“Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and suddenly my eye was filled with bird droppings”.
“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird droppings”.
“It was my first day with the hook”.

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    LOL poor old piratey fella.

    • He seems to have taken it all in his stride!

      • I wish I was that calm about things!

      • Oyia I had to tell you this because of your statement about the pirate, we ran out of water in this -1 degree weather we are having, I finally found some 11 miles from home. I go to pay and discovered that I forgot my wallet. Normally I would go bananas but, I thought about the pirate and calmly got in my car and drove home and got my wallet. A 22 mile drive on icy roads turned into 44 miles but I was calm and I have water. I don’t drink tap water. 😎

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