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THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON’T SAY – 2

January 6, 2015
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go…
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You’ll probably need it again.
~~~~~
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you’d die for me.
Now that we’ve broken up,
I think it’s time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let’s say we stop?
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I’m so miserable without you
it’s almost like you’re here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we’re having you put to sleep.
~~~~~
So your daughter’s a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it’s really good pay.
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