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An old couple

November 14, 2014
An old couple stumbled in to see a lawyer demanding a divorce. Not having handled a divorce for such an elderly couple before, he questioned them. “Pardon my asking, but how long have you been married?”
“The old man replied, “We’ve been married eighty years, since we were in our twenties.”
“Well, what in the world could have gone wrong to make you want a divorce after all these years together?”
Reply: “Oh, it’s just been horrible from the start. We knew it would never work from the first day. We were just waiting for the children to die.”
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