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Football Season – 3

November 13, 2014
What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week;
the other half will have to dress themselves.
How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Why did the Texas linebacker steal a police car?
He saw “911” on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

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