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Football Season – 2

November 12, 2014
Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, “Look, a dead bird.”
The other looked up in the sky and said, “Where?”
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A Notre Dame University football player was almost killed
yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.
He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
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What do you say to a Michigan State University
football player dressed in a three-piece suit? “
“Will the defendant please rise.”
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If three Florida football players are in the same car, who is driving?
The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?
There’s tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
 
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