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Some Thoughts on Sex – 1

October 21, 2014
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield
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“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.”
Lynn Lavner
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“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
Camille Paglia
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“Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”
George Burns
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“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
Sharon Stone
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“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
Tiger Woods
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“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
Jack Nicholson
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” Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
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“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams

 

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  1. tenderlytina permalink

    hee hee

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