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Some Thoughts on Sex – 1

October 21, 2014
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.”
Lynn Lavner
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
Camille Paglia
“Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”
George Burns
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
Sharon Stone
“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
Tiger Woods
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
Jack Nicholson
” Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams



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  1. tenderlytina permalink

    hee hee

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