BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY

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I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.  She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered’?

And that, my friend, is the definition of ‘OLD’!

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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‘How old was your husband?’ ’98,’ she replied: ‘Two years older than I am.’

‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented. 

She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it?’

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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked.

She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’

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