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Hubby tells wife that he is leaving for a 3-day Church Conference

July 27, 2014
Wife: OK, Darling, let’s have a word of prayer before you go
Hubby: Of course, Yes.
Wife: Lord, grant my husband traveling mercies
Hubby: Amen
Wife: Father cause his manhood to stop working if he commits adultery
Hubby: (silent)
Wife: Dear God, let him not return home alive after any adulterous acts
Hubby: (starts to sweat)
Wife: In fact Father Lord, kill him if…
Hubby: Oh shut up. I’m no longer going! The Holy Spirit just told me this conference has been cancelled!

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One Comment
  1. Engineer's Digest permalink

    Hahahaha….. Funny!

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