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DISTINCTION BETWEEN GUTS AND BALLS…

July 15, 2014

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

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In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

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GUTS – is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

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BALLS – is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say,You’re next, Chubby.

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I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

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Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death

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