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WHY AM I MARRIED? – 1

July 11, 2014
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am I married the wrong man.”
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted” Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying.”
A young son asked, “Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.”
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