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When you’re over fifty who gives a crap!

June 24, 2014
This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically
asked,

“Is that Corona or Bud?”

I said, “There’s a tap underneath; taste it and find out.”

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your
hair cut, you’d look all right.”

I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there
instead of you.”

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what
day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

“Really” she said, “Go on then…try.”

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience
and said. “Come on, what day was I born”?

I said, “Yesterday.”

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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

***********

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a
table.

I said, “Nice legs.”

The girl giggled and said with a smile, “Do you really think so.”

I said “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. “

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