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Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

June 8, 2014
Two hillbillies walked into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talked about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich, began to cough. After a minute or so, it became apparent that she was in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looked at her and said, “Kin ya swallar? “The woman shook her head no. Then he asked, “Kin ya breathe?” The woman began to turn blue and shook her head no.
The hillbilly walked over to the woman, lifted up her dress, yanked down her drawers, and quickly gave her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman was so shocked that she had a violent spasm, and the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
The Hillbilly walked slowly back to his table.
His partner said, “Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seen nobody do it!”
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5 Comments
  1. Funny! Though I think southerners just took a hit. lol.

  2. Reblogged this on Oyia Brown.

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