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Missing Wife

June 5, 2014

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:
I lost my wife; she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: yes.
Inspector: color of the car? . . . . .
Husband: black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door? and then the husband started crying…

Inspector: Don’t worry sir. We will find your car.


From → M

  1. Reblogged this on Oyia Brown.

  2. Priceless!

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