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Jewish Humor – 2

May 18, 2014
You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days — Shecky Green,Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others? Not one single swear word in their comedy.
Doctor: ‘You’ll live to be 60!’
Patient: ‘I AM 60!’
Doctor: ‘See! What did I tell you?’
A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man’s chest.
The man asks, ‘Doc, how do I stand?’
The doctor says, ‘That’s what puzzles me!’
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?
They’re worth it.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives?
They want to.
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.
The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.
Q: Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie?
A: It’s called, ‘ Debbie Does Dishes.’
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’s favorite position?
A: Facing Bloomingdale’s.


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