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Jesus, what was he?

April 11, 2014

There were 3 good arguments
That Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn’t get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally
Good arguments that Jesus
Was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father’s business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally
Good arguments that Jesus
Was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally
Good arguments that Jesus
Was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally
Good arguments that Jesus
Was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally
Good arguments that Jesus
Was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all –
Three proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was
Virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of
Men who just didn’t get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because
There was still work to do
There you have it.
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  1. Reblogged this on Oyia Brown.

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