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WHAT I OWE MY MOTHER – 2

February 25, 2014
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT .
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

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7. My mother taught me IRONY .
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

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8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

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9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION-ISM .
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

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10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
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