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WHAT I OWE MY MOTHER – 1

February 23, 2014
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

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2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

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3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

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4. My mother taught me LOGIC .
“Because I said so, that’s why.”

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5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
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