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Children Writing About the Ocean – 1

February 13, 2014
1) – This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)
2) – Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
3) – If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don’t
have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (age 7)
4) – Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She’s not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)
5) – A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.. (Billy, age 8)

From → C

  1. Uncle Spike permalink

    Thank you James 😀

    • You are Welcome!

      • Uncle Spike permalink

        There are few folks who have a ‘Joke of the day’ etc, but rarely do I smile at them (boring, obvious, tame). I dunno where you dig yours up from, but 9/10 are hilarious. Keep it going – it makes my day.

      • Thanks so much for the positive comment!

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