A Japanese couple are having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:
Husband: Sukitaki Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!
I can’t believe you just sat and tried to read this. As if you understand
I knew you would read anything as long as it is about sex. You need help!