Skip to content

Catholic Shampoo

January 4, 2014
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store.
As they passed the beer Cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”
The second nun answered, “Indeed it would, Sister, But I would not
Feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a
Scene at the checkout stand.”
“I can handle that without a problem,” the other nun replied, and
She picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns
Arrived with a six-pack of beer.
“We use beer for washing our hair” the nun said.
“Back at the Convent, we call it Catholic shampoo.”
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled
Out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.
He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said, “The curlers are on the house.”
Advertisements

From → C

2 Comments
  1. Reblogged this on Oyia Brown.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: