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SC Genie

November 20, 2013
A guy is walking along a South Carolina beach when
he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A Genie
appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live
forever.”
“Sorry,” said the Genie, “I’m not allowed to grant
eternal life.”
“OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance
the budget and eliminate the debt.
“You crafty little so and so,” said the Genie.
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