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Senior Citizen

October 12, 2013
After reading this, I thought — ” I wish I said that.”
Yesterday, my daughter again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time.
Talking about my “doing something useful” seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation.
She was “only thinking of me,” and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this, and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, “Are you nuts? You’re almost 83 years old, and you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, “Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”
I told her, “I’m signed up for three jumps a week”. She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun !

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