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July 20, 2013


A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a
store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him
collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to
the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart
bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care
of nuns at the Catholic Hospital . A nun was seated next
to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms,
and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his

“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”
He replied, “No money in the bank.”
“Do you have a relative who could help you with the
payments?” asked the irritated nun.
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns
are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.” The patient
replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”



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