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If My Body Were a Car

June 14, 2013

!!BodyCar1If My Body Were a Car!


This is just Too funny – scary how true it is!

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking
about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and
dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting
a little dull…
But that’s not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus,
And it’s especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide
and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate
burns inefficiently.

But here’s the worst of it.

!!BodtCar3Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,

Either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!

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  1. Reblogged this on Oyia Brown.

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