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November 28, 2012

Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .

“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your
stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our
drinking water.”

“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have
eaten, or will eat. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most
grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of quiet, a small 85-year-old Jewish man in the front
row, raised his hand and said, “Wedding Cake?”

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